Archive: November 2017

The Birthing Story

Posted on November 24, 2017

Forgive me if you are reading this and you are pregnant with your first baby. In fact, feel free to look away or click the close button now if you don't want the truth on what delivering a baby from a tiny hole that shouldn’t be stretched that big truly feels like. OK, so if you're still reading you have either given birth and know just how horrendous it can...

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POSSIBLY my last Preggo UPDATE!

Posted on November 9, 2017
POSSIBLY my last Preggo UPDATE!

Don't be fooled by the photo - it was taken a few weeks ago before the last 4 weeks of pregnancy slapped me in the face. I am deeply weary of anyone who claims they loooooove being pregnant from 37 weeks onwards. I can’t tell if they’re liars or idiots or Gwyneth Paltrow, but I don’t trust any of them. The brain has some kind of fantastic, memory-erasing hormone that...

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Chocolate Protein Muffins

Posted on November 5, 2017

Yield: 12 muffins You will need: blender, measuring cups and spoons, muffin tin, cooking oil spray, rubber spatula, cooling rack Ingredients:  1-15 oz can black beans, drained and rinsed 5 eggs 1 T vanilla extract 1/2 tsp sea salt 1 tsp baking powder 1/2 tsp baking soda 4 T coconut oil 1⁄2 cup maple syrup 1/4 cup chocolate protein powder 2 T cacao powder 3 T unsweetened shredded coconut (optional garnish) Directions: Preheat...

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